I went down to Cabo to drink margaritas
Get me some sun and meet some Senoritas
I toasted my back in the sand by the ocean
I needed suntan lotion

I asked a girl on the beach if she'd rub it on me
I was surprised when she did agree
I asked what her name was, she said Angelina
A fine Mexican Lolita

OH ANGELINA,
TAKE ME TO HEAVEN ON MY VACATION
YEAH ANGELINA
YOU'RE THE GIRL FROM MY IMAGINATION
WHEN I SAW YOU
MY HEART WAS ON FIRE
THE GUYS BACK HOME
GONNA SWEAR I'M A LIAR
THE FINEST GIRL I'VE EVER SEEN-AH, ANGELINA

The lotion went on, she did it so gently
I said would she have a drink with me
Another surprise -- she lay down beside me
I ordered two Dos Equis
Our cervezas came, which we did consume
I said would she like to go to my room
That beautiful girl she said she'd be delighted
Man I was getting excited

CHORUS

We took the elevator up to my floor
I got out my room key and opened the door
I got her a beer and stared in her eyes
I went to change and then one more surprise
When I came back, something was funny
She was long gone---- and so was all my money

OH ANGELINA,
I COULDA BEEN IN HEAVEN ON MY VACATION
YEAH ANGELINA,
HOW DO YOU AVOID INCARCERATION
WHEN I SAW YOU
MY HEART WAS ON FIRE
BUT YOU KNEW
I WAS BLIND BY DESIRE
THE FINEST THIEF THAT I'VE EVER SEEN-AH, ANGELINA

YOU'RE THE FINEST GIRL THAT I'VE EVEN SEEN-AH ANGELINA