Heid nachm Aufwocha hob i s glei gspiad, dass da
Pechvoge heid amoi mit Sicherheit valiert
Wei de Glueckspilze wachsen heid in meim Gartn
Dass mia heid wos bassiert, mei Liaba, drauf kost (Du) lang wartn

Des is 8 Laffate, Oache Solo, Schneida Schwarz
Wei heid scheint ma d Sonn mit zwoa k Grad ausm Arsch
fuer jede blaede frag hab I a Antwort parat
Und wenn I heid ausrutsch mach I dabei an Spagat

Wenn's laft dann laft's
aba richtig
Wenn's laft dann laft's
aber sowas vo
Wenn's laft dann laft's
aba richtig
Und des is wuarscht was no so kummt

Wenn's laft dann laft's
aba richtig
Wenn's laft dann laft's
aber sowas vo
Wenn's laft dann laft's
aba richtig
Und des is wuarscht was no so kummt

Wenn's laft dann laft's

Heid gibts koan der mi neavt
Heid san alle nett und koana is gscheat
Heid gibts freie Fahrt auf da Landstrassn
Ohne Blitza ohne Bulldog oder Schleicha vor da Nasn

Und hau I heid an Spruch naus, sitzt der perfekt
und bei jedm Witz oder Gag, schmeisst sie jeda weg,
Meine Kinder kemman heid mit am Oansa aus da Schui
Jetz foid ja bloss no, dass i heid no Lotto spui

Wenn's laft dann laft's
aba richtig
Wenn's laft dann laft's
aber sowas vo
Wenn's laft dann laft's
aba richtig
Und des is wuarscht was no so kummt

Wenn's laft dann laft's
aba richtig
Wenn's laft dann laft's
aber sowas vo
Wenn's laft dann laft's
aba richtig
Und des is wuarscht was no so kummt

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Today, when I woke up, I felt it right away
That the unlucky bird will surely lose today
Because the lucky ones are growing in my garden
Something's happening to me, darling; you'll have to wait a long time for that

This is eight running, single acorn, no tricks
Because today the sun is shining out of my ass with two extra degrees
For every stupid question, I have an answer ready
And even if I slip today, I'll do it with the splits

When it's going well, it's really going well
When it's going well, it's really going so well
When it's going well, it's really going well
And it doesn't matter what else comes along

Nobody's bothering me today
Everyone's nice and no one's being clever
Today, there's a free ride on the country roads
No speed traps, no tractors, no slowpokes in front of me

And when I throw out a line today, it hits perfectly
And with every joke or gag, everyone's laughing their heads off
My kids come home with straight As from school today
Now it just needs me to play the lottery today

When it's going well, it's really going well
When it's going well, it's really going so well
When it's going well, it's really going well
And it doesn't matter what else comes along