Des is da Koch-, da Kochleffe Rap
des is da k-k-k-k-Kochleffe Rap

Du machst an Pfannkuachatoag aus Moi, Mille, Oa,
a bisse Soiz, und an Zucka brauchst da koan.
An Butta in de Pfanna nei, zageh duads vo aloa
dann bratst Da a paar Pfannakuacha, pro Nosn zwoa

Pfannkuacha aufroin und in duenne Streifn schnein,
An Lita Wassa und de Streifn in an Topf nei.
A Bria und a Petersui, de wachst vorm Schuppn.
Und fertig is Dei Vorspeis, de Pfannakuchasuppn.

Des is da Koch-, da Kochleffe Rap
Des kon a jeda kocha, a jeda Depp.
Des schmeckt da Huaba Mare und a am Sepp,
des is da k-k-k-k-Kochleffe Rap

Nachm Sauakraut, da riat si wos in da Hosn,
da nimmst hoid oans vom Aldi direkt aus da Dosn.
Kartoffeln hoist beim Bauernhof, Wiaschtl griagst beim Metzga.
Gaeh schuerr amoi dein Wamsler ei, do schmeckts glei vui besser

Erdaepfe kannst aussabratn mit oder ohne Haut.
Fertig san de Schweinswiascht mit Kartoffen und am Kraut.
Ois Nachspeis machst Da Kiachen oder a Kompott.
3 Gang Kochleffe Rap und scho hast bayrisch kocht

Des is da Koch-, da Kochleffe Rap
Des kon a jeda kocha, a jeda Depp.
Des schmeckt da Huaba Mare und a am Sepp,
des is da k-k-k-k-Kochleffe Rap

Des is da Koch-, da Kochleffe Rap
Des kon a jeda kocha, a jeda Depp.
Des schmeckt da Huaba Mare und a am Sepp,
des is da k-k-k-k-Kochleffe Rap

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This is the Cook-, the Cookleffe Rap
This is the C-C-C-C-Cookleffe Rap
You make a pancake batter from flour, milk, eggs
A bit of salt, and you don't need sugar
Melt some butter in the pan; it happens on its own
Then fry a few pancakes, two per person

Roll up the pancakes and cut them into thin strips
Add a liter of water and the strips into a pot
Add a bay leaf and some parsley, which grows outside the shed
And your appetizer, pancake soup, is ready

This is the Cook-, the Cookleffe Rap
Anyone can cook this, even a fool
It tastes good to the farmer's wife and even to Sepp
This is the C-C-C-C-Cookleffe Rap
After the sauerkraut, something stirs in your pants
So you grab one from Aldi, straight from the can
You get potatoes from the farm, sausages from the butcher
Go and light your stove; it tastes much better that way

You can fry the potatoes with or without skin
The pork sausages with potatoes and sauerkraut are done
For dessert, make a cake or a compote
Three-course Cookleffe Rap, and you've cooked Bavarian style

This is the Cook-, the Cookleffe Rap
Anyone can cook this, even a fool
It tastes good to the farmer's wife and even to Sepp
This is the C-C-C-C-Cookleffe Rap
This is the Cook-, the Cookleffe Rap
Anyone can cook this, even a fool
It tastes good to the farmer's wife and even to Sepp
This is the C-C-C-C-Cookleffe Rap