Hello, it's me, it's Robert E. calling
And I'm glad I caught you at home
Though I love to listen to your answering machine
When I am all alone

Don't you know, it's Thursday night,
It's the night to kick the line
You fell safe, but I can give you
Some choice you can't define

The games you play, and the things you do
I don't wanna know, and I can't undo

Just take this as an invitation
Put on your shoes, and I'll pick you up at the station
And I'm just checking for you
Our Party for Two

At the weekends I drink at home
And between I drink severe
And I know how it feels to drink
So don't talk to me about beer

Don't you know
This is a Party for Two
You can bring all your friends
But then I'll bring mine too

Any girl in my hometown
Would shave her legs for me
She's shave her legs, she'd shave her arms
She'd shave her place to be

But I don't need these girlies and their sweat
I rather push some buttons on my TV set

I'll hid all the things that you can't see
I'll buy some beer, and we can watch TV
And I'm just checking for you
Our Party for Two

I thought it'd be a nice idea to kiss you
Right behind your left ear
I drink a lot, but I am worth it
You could never understand my fear

I wouldn't expect my life being lived the wrong way
Nothing left to do, and nothing left to say

And I'm looking forward to watch you move
And I see so much that you will prove
And I'm just checking for you
Our Party for Two

It's a Party for Two, now
It's a Party for Two

It's a Party for Two, now
It's a Party for Two