Shootout in the local saloon? Detuned player piano with a faulty motor plays a ragtime medley that sadly never came to prominence ('The Incontinence Rag' + 'The Where are My Teeth Rag' ). This track conveys the feeling of being in a country western saloon in the 1800's - made more ridiculous with the inclusion of hip hop drum loops (faster jungle loops @:19) in the first :30 with tons of comedy techno sfx. The motor starts acting up during the second :30, with the piano varying between slow and fast speeds (slows @:38, :43, :48) until it speeds up unnaturally fast @:53 and hurdles towards the last note @ 1:00.