I was pouring whiskey
You were pourin' out your heart
I thought we were breaking up
You wanted a new start

When you said you hated me
I thought we were thru
I just don't know what the hell to do

Next thing I know
You're talkin' 'bout a wedding
I never know
Where the conversation's heading
But I learned something a long time ago
With a woman you just never know

You just never know
You just never know
What's going on in her pretty head
First she's throwing pans
The shit has hit the fan
Next thing you're heading off to bed
Well honey should I stay or should I go?
With a woman you just never know

I know it's your prerogative
To up and change your mind
I just never know
Who I'm gonna find

You wanna go to dinner
Or maybe we'll stay in
You're so many people
I can never win

The way you act is really quite bizarre
But I love all the women that you are