Drink, men! Quaff, men!
Drink, men! Quaff, men!

You may have lost an arm or a leg the other day
You trained your parrot to speak for years, but now he flew away
We robbed a ship and hard we fought, but they just loaded tea
Our dreams of rum and gold sank with that ship far out at sea

Drink, men! Quaff, men! Your troubles disappear
Drink, men! Quaff, men! With wine an' rum an' beer
Raise your glasses, stomp your feet, as long as we are here!
So drink, men! Quaff, men! Ahoy and cheers!

You have to share your hammock with the new cadet
You've heard he's into men, so you must not forget to
Drink, men! Quaff, men! Your troubles disappear
Raise your glasses, stomp your feet, ahoy and cheers!

(Hey, hey, hey, hey...)

We fought with swords and cannons, gun smoke it filled the air
Our captain screamin' somethin' that we just couldn't hear
His rotten teeth and long grey beard, so hard to understand
Until we realised that we were fightin' our own men

Drink, men! Quaff, men! Your troubles disappear
Drink, men! Quaff, men! With wine an' rum an' beer
Raise your glasses, stomp your feet, as long as we are here
So drink, men! Quaff, men! Ahoy and cheers!

We stranded on an island at a cannibal hotspot
Before we could beg for mercy we were sitting in their pot, so
Drink, men! Quaff, men! Your troubles disappear
Raise your glasses, stomp your feet, ahoy and cheers!

The tales of some pirates, not always at their best
So don't forget to drink and quaff, forget about the rest
Cheers!