I was layin round the garden
Singin songs and drinkin wine
Never thought of nothing lord
But havin a good time
Then that rib of mine started bitchin
Sayin I was wastin all my time
Then she offered me an apple
Man I wish I had declined.

Eve had an apple
Shiny and red
Like scrapple from the apple
Man it sure went to my head.

I took a bite
And settled back for the ride
I like a little herb
But this was somethin quite beside
I felt a little tingle
Turned into an itch
My mind exploded
Like someone threw a switch.

Eve had an apple
Shiny and red
Like scrapple from the apple
Man it sure went to my head.

When I was lookin at her
She was lookin at me
Somethin was up
It was clear to see
The look in her eyes
Told me I should run
She said it’s high time you got an education son.

Eve had an apple
Shiny and red
Like scrapple from the apple
Man it sure went to my head.