We perform a movement of our own on Beethoven's grave with a completely vapid and stupid-happy treatment of his 9th Symphony. Starting out with a crappy, antiqued chamber strings version, it winds up into a modern, pounding, synth-driven Pop/Rock version @:08 with electric guitars/bass, acoustic drums, and four-on-the-floor, Disco-tinged drum loops. A brief delayed guitar interlude with drum machines provides a thoughtful respite @:32, leading into an over-the-top assault with orchestral strings/brass and annoying gothic orchestra @1:06. Good for parodies, holiday sales and crushing dignity.